Ok, so the movie was great. But you know what would have been better? If Batman picked up his guitar and played some licks. Shred some Malmsteen. Rock a bit of Dragonforce. Then kick the Joker’s ass. Batman wouldn’t look out of place at a Goth concert anyway, so in the spirit of scenes that never existed, here are some Batman themed guitars the Boss (our boss, not Springsteen) found on the internet.

First off is the Wing-Bat Guitar designed by George Barris, the creator of the Batmobile from the 60’s TV show. The retro Bat-vibe is definitely apparent here with a scalloped wing design and a “turbine power boost exhaust”. Produced by Hallmark Guitars, this baby is probably the most detailed and professional of the lot. I love the bat curves on the headstock but this doesn’t seem like the most comfortable guitar to play.
>Hallmark Guitars: Wing-bat

The Boss found this Batman themed guitar on Craigslist. Details are skint but it looks likes a Stratocaster style copy with three single coil pickups. Pretty standard fare except for an oversized Batman logo. It looks like a great paint job but i wish they would have extended it to include the headstock which sticks out like a sore thumb against the rest of the guitar.
>Craigslist: Batman Electric Guitar

Call me biased as an SG owner, but my favourite of the Bat guitars is this SG styled custom Batman guitar from Japan. With my limited understanding of Japanese, im guessing this is a limited edition of 105,000. The Batman theme is evident all over on both sides of the guitar and even in the fret inlay. The Bat styled pickguard also goes well with the classic SG horns and makes it look every bit the bad motherfucker. My only gripe with this guitar is the “NINJA WARRIOR” on the back of the neck. A bit too tacky for my tastes.
>Rakuten: Batman Guitar

Whichever axe Batman picks, i think Luke and Co. might prove stiff competition for ol Brucie.