For readers who couldn’t get a girl when growing up and instead played countless hours of Tomb Raider at home, nothing has changed - you still can’t get a girl. Fear not Facebook stalkers, for I have come to save your souls with the newest Lara Croft, Alison Carroll. The former receptionist (ed: What were you expecting? Rocket scientist?) turned spokeswoman will promote the new Tomb Raider: Underworld game.

Now stop staring at her uh… eyes.

Which one takes the cake?

>Daily Mail: The New Lara Croft

In this brilliant Guy Ritchie ad, the viewer gets a first-person look at life through the eyes of a budding Arsenal youngster working his way up. Cristiano Ronaldo, Cesc Fabregas, Ronaldinho, Wayne Rooney, Ruud Van Nistlerooy, Zlatan Ibrahimovich, Marco Materazzi and Rafael Marquez all feature. If there is one lesson to be learned from this video: footballers get hot chicks.